Here’s a few Twitter parody accounts I came up with, but never pursued. If you feel so inspired, you’re welcome to take the reins. I’ve included a sample tweet and some notes:
Don Draper’s Hot Tooth - @DonsHotTooth
“Wow, I’m probably infected. Seems like a partner at a major ad agency could afford to get me taken care of.”
(The timing’s a little behind on this one, but you might be able to get something out of it.)
Modern M*A*S*H - @ModernMASH
“The other members of the unit encourage Klinger’s cross-dressing by putting on a mandatory drag show during liberty.”
(Modern Seinfeld was a fun premise, so I figured, why not see how the scenarios of another legendary show might play out today?)
Apologetic Archie Bunker - @ApologeticArchie
“Hey, Meathead! You know Marie Curie was Polish? Sorry for all dem things I said about you Pollocks.”
(I always imagine that after a big swell of Archie Bunker ignorance, he did some reading and attempted to evolve his opinions.)
Shit My Stepdad Said - @ShitMyStepDadSaid
“I’m doing the best I can. We’re both learning how to be a part of this family, so let’s work together.”
(This one was good, but the more I wrote, the more awkwardly personal it got. I’ve continued writing them, but only in my journal.)
Overheard In My Apartment - @OverheardIn3R
“Hey are you watching TV right now? I kind of want to watch something on Netflix.”
(This one had some potential, but for the most part, what my other two roommates say to each other is fairly boring so I lost interest.)
